(Source: nearlyvintage)

onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image


storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

theredbookofwesteros:

quinnfabary:

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

 

(Source: potter-weasley)

soothesmymind:

hypo-fuck:

sociating:

murder house

I’m going to live in that house

You’re gonna regret it

(Source: pupey)

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

americanhorrorstoryonfx:

Tonight, we release the Freaks. The next chapter of American Horror Story opens tonight at 10p. 

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

(Source: subgirlygirl)